Hokey Per V

Anyone remember the hokey pokey nursery rhymes? Here's how one version of it goes,fully original,partially legal,and fully not endorsed by any organisation or any known lecturers. Mainly for the purpose of dry humour.Definitely not for kids. COULD be educational.No money back guarantee though. Hokey Per V(adapted from hokey pokey) You put your right hand in, You put your left hand top, You put two fingers in, And you touch it all around, You try to look for masses, but not when it's her menses, Say anything that you found. You put your right hand in, You put your left hand top, You put your fingers deep, And you touch it all around, You found the frontal fornix, and you touch it all around, Back fornix is what you found. You put your right hand in, You press your left hand top, You put your fingers right, And you try to look around. You found the right ovary, and you touch it all around, That what it's all about. You put your right hand in, You press your left hand top, You put your fingers left, And you try to look around, You found the left ovary, and you touch it all around, That what it's all about. You use a right hand hold, You use a left hand part, You try to put it in, And slowly twist around You slowly push it deeper, and open it up wider, That what it's all about, You use your right hand hold, You use your left hand screw, You ask your nurses' help, To light it all around. Now you can see the cervix, and you try to look around, Explain what you found. You do a pap smear test, You put a clean scrape in, You guide it to the os, And slowly scrape in round. You smear it on a glass slide, To send it to the lab, That what it's all about. You use your right hand hold, You use your left hand screw, You use your eyes to see, And try to look around. You slowly close it to half, and slowly twist around, It's time to take it out. You use your eyes to see, You ask your nurses' help, You use your right hand hold, And slowly take it out. Careful not to snip things, Now you close it smaller, And finally take it out. -Xiao_zhai-

Hello Picasa!!!

I just got my hand on some new photo editing software. Quite a simple and easy to use tool.Recommend it to all those who need some simple photo editing software.It is very user friendly too.Make the job of resizing photos to manageable size a lot easier.It is called Picasa which can be downloaded at www.picasa.com Most importantly it is free. Added onto the Picasa is a sharing software call Hello. Download it at www.hello.com It is also free. Haven't run a spyware check on these 2 softwares though.But definitely recommend it to those who are keen to share photos especially the recent ball photos. Anyone who have broadband and want to share photo,I will advise you to download these 2 softwares and message me on MSN.

IMU Ball 2005

Googled around for a latest update on the IMU Ball 2005 "Whispering flame, Unforgettable sentiments" but turned up nothing at this point of time.No one has blogged about it yet or Google is not working. Well,probably some people are still having post-ball party. First, kudos to the ball committee for coming up with such a good ball.The attendance was very impressive indeed : 518 people turned up. Imagine the amount of efforts put in to organise such a grand event. I always admire good multimedia presentation for I know, from my experience(or probably inexperience),they are very very time-consuming and need a lot of patience. The people who want it done can just say "I want a movie presentation of it by end of this week." And then you will have lotsa late nights, trouble shooting, photoshopping, and etc. to get a decent presentation. Not to mention having to come up with a script and timeline. And in this particular component of the ball, I give them 2 thumbs up. Kudos again..... I particularly love the last part where it portrayed what our life basically about for most of the time as medical students;cramming for exams,stressing over it,drinking(did I mention before I don't drink?)and etc. For minutes,I stood there admiring and "feeling" it when all around me were busy taking photos. Like it or not, most of us won't be seeing each other for a very long time or hopefully not forever again at this time of the year in 2006. I turned away from the screen and looked at one of my friend. I thought to myself "We might not meet again." I slowly walked toward him with a smile and the dawning of realities that lied ahead. Whispering flame.Unforgettable sentiments.There were times I wished we were the batch that organised the ball,then the ball will carry more significance for me,something like a graduation prom. I am not quite sure how will it turn out but I think we will do fine with some of the people I personally know. In saying that, I am not saying I wish I had joined the M1/03(not that if I could), for I have no regrets joining the M2/03. Everyone says their batch is the best. Thus I will say here, my batch too. M2/03 rocks!!!!! I wished I know all of my batchmates at least by name,before I end my Phase One,something I have been trying to accomplish. The other would be that our basketball team be champion for once.

"Passion is not a crime"

It's been a long time...

It's been a long time since I last updated this blog,well to my reader(yes it's singular and I read my blog)An Endocrine In Course Assessment was just done last week. Been busy on the basketball lately.Note to Vista residents,if you hear "dup dup dup" something like the sounds of basketball bouncing on a tar road,always think straight,it is the sound of basketball bouncing,not your neighbour in the next room humping. I have not much to say nor story to tell lately.What else can say here?Currently into the Reproductive system.Something that the lecturer said the other day that makes me wonder on how to really take a sexual history.I can imagine a few scenarios since the lecturer said that people tend to be more shy and discreet in this matter.Come on,if I ask you,how many times you have sex in a year,how many will you think can answer?As for me,*take out my calculator,tap tap tap,*whoah....,anyway that's not my point here.On discreetness: Case 1 Patient : Doktor,*cough cough*....erm.....batang saya...... ada sikit gatal kat hujung Doc : (WTH?Batang???Some Malaysian may not know what it is,less to say the meaning implied here) Jadi sudah berapa lama gatal? Always remember chief complaints must be always listed with the duration Since men tend to be shy in this matter,probably they will form a support group to see the doctor,just like when in a group of guys,a guy will be more daring to whistle at a passing leng lui.Same theory applies I guess.Which brings me to this scenario: Case 2 Patient A : Doktor,semalam gua sama 2 heng tai saya ini pergi tu Jln Ayam "makan ayam goreng" Hari ini,*cough cough*...saya rasa batang saya ada sikit gatal....jadi saya tanya hengtai saya,mereka pun bikin sama pasal. Patient B : (rudely interrupt)Dia punya pasal la,pergi makan ayam,tak bawa duit,jadi panggil satu ayam sahaja.Tengok,balak saya pun ada sama problem...-_-" Patient C : #@$!%You two only itchy,my little brother swollen leh... Doctor : -_-"" Case 3 Imagine a doctor that just came back from foreign soils,one who has lost touch with the local culture,working in a hospital Patient : Doktor, my lan pa darn pain Doctor : Lumbar pain?So how long has it been? Case 4 Patient : I notice my plug nowadays very hard to get it working.But then I think my wife's socket is spoilt.Very hard to turn up the heat. Doctor : Er.....I am a doctor,not an electrician.Get an electirician to fix your heater. Patien : -_-" So there a few examples of discreetness in a presenting sexual complaints in a Malaysian society.Just some craps that come to my mind,thus they are all made up from my creatively obscene innovative mind. Till next time,sayonara.